The Golden Platform

A FOCUS ON THE FORCES CHANGING OUR WORLD

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How to Make People Love the Federal Reserve, written by the FBI

The Fed:
People know who we are now. And they HATE us! We got to change this.
FBI:
Don't worry, we got this.
The Fed:
What can you possibly do for us!
FBI:
We will get some idiot to turn into a terrorist and blow you up.
The Fed:
Blow us up? HOLD ON A MINUTE!
FBI:
Not with a real bomb, it will all be fake.
The Fed:
How do you know it will be fake?
FBI:
Because, dude, we will build the fake bomb and give it to him. And we'll even have under-covers pretending they are helping him all along.
The Fed:
And how does this help us?
FBI:
People will feel scared and victimized for you. They will hate the people that hate you and they will love you for being an almost-fake-victim! it will make the End The Fed crowd look radical and crazy. No one wants to associate with radicals so they will take your side by default.
The Fed:
Sounds great but what do you get out of it?
FBI:
Are you kidding? People will think we are heroes which means MOAR FUNDING!!! Americans, most of whom have no idea how evil you are, will fear Anti-Fed activists and they will beg to increase surveillance of those innocent people. They will beg their congress reps to give us more money that we don't have. We'll ultimately have to barrow money from you to fight the terrorists that don't exist. See, we're double-helping you, dude.
The Fed:
Okay, we're in.
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