ShortFormBlog had this story earlier today about how the Bulgarian suicide bomber was carrying a fake ID saying he was from Baton Rouge Louisiana, Michigan.
Clearly the people at ShortFormBlog don’t understand Michigan geography, so being a native, I took the liberty of drawing a map of this Baton Rouge Louisiana, Michigan.
Michigan is a moody state, we have a tendency to bicker with other states in the hopes of winning another Peninsula. At any given point Michigan just randomly declares other states to be part of it - just to see what they’ll do.
